Jesus. Fucking. Christ. It’s 7:30 AM. Things aren’t even open yet.
I learned to pick and choose my battles at a very early age.
I knew if I got out of bed right then, there would be an egg and cheese sandwich waiting for me on the table.
And if I didn’t?
The glass of water that accompanied breakfast would be poured on me.
Papa’s policy on conflict: Drink it, or wear it.
Whether I liked it or not, my grandfather and I would be first in line at the West Georgia Flea Market.
Every. Single. Saturday.
Keegan Woods is a junior multimedia film and production major with a minor in writing. His dream is to have a show on Netflix. When he’s not writing poetry or filming things, he works as an assistant manager at Zaxby’s.
Noelle Walker is the Miscellany Editor-in-Chief for the Spring 2020 semester. She's a senior double major in English and writing & linguistics. She loves to read, and when other people’s words aren’t filling her head, she writes her own.